Someone Find the Off Button, Quick!

It's not even 10:00 a.m. and, after working 14 1/2 hours at The Children's Group yesterday, already this morning I have:

* washed the kitchen and breakfast room floors
* vacuumed the entire house
* lemon oiled all the hard wood flooring
* cut the lawn (an amazing pattern, if I do say so myself!)

Someone please find the "off" switch, please!