I Couldn't Make this Up if I Tried!
It seems Paris Hilton today professed a commitment to "stop acting dumb." Duh, broke that promise already, didn't she? Evidently, Paris made her stunning announcement in a collect telephone call from jail to Barbara Walters. If you were Paris's press agent, how would you handle this breaking news story? I mean, would you issue a press release on the subject? Let's not even discuss the poor little rich heiress making a collect call.... that's just too easy of a target, isn't it?
I wanted to post a picture of Paris on my blog so I thought I'd visit her website. Stop me from killing myself laughing. Under the headline 'Appearances' it actually says, "There are no current appearances planned." I guess she's tied up.
We could have so much fun with this.... Imagine the headlines over the next few weeks:
OK, that part WAS made up. This is too much fun! Send me your suggestions, I'll be happy to add them to the list....
Labels: Barbara Walters, Donald Trump, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Gary Busey, Mel Gibson, OJ Simpson, Paris Hilton, Rosie O'Donnell
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Lindsay Lohan announces her name will not appear in the news today!
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