<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734</id><updated>2011-12-13T23:00:11.182-05:00</updated><category term='Gus Wickstrom'/><category term='central intelligence agency'/><category term='TIFF'/><category term='Reading'/><category term='Gilda Radner'/><category term='David Schwimmer'/><category term='Good Samaritan'/><category term='Call Display'/><category term='Passion of Winnie'/><category term='Billy Bob Thornton'/><category term='Rosie O&apos;Donnell'/><category term='Gray Hair'/><category term='Apophis'/><category term='Ontario Ministry of Citizenship and Immigration'/><category term='Jake Gold'/><category term='Khalila 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MD'/><category term='Toronto International Film Festival'/><category term='Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank'/><category term='Asteroid'/><category term='Linday Lohan'/><category term='Colin Perkel'/><category term='Jackie Gleason'/><category term='Sarah Scott'/><category term='Academy Awards'/><category term='Donald Trump'/><category term='supplements'/><category term='Garnier'/><category term='The Simpsons'/><category term='Paula Abdul'/><category term='nutritional medicine'/><category term='Harold Wilson'/><category term='Sicko'/><category term='spy'/><category term='Humane Society'/><category term='Tara Oram'/><category term='Ontario Cricket Association'/><category term='Fight Club'/><category term='Henna tattoo'/><category term='Gastroparesis'/><category term='Jim Coyle'/><category term='VSE'/><category term='My Big Fat Greek Wedding'/><category term='Stephen Harper'/><category term='Mozart'/><category term='Simon Cowell'/><category term='Farley Flex'/><category 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term='Cadaver'/><category term='Brady Bunch'/><category term='pet food recall'/><category term='Marcia Brady'/><category term='women&apos;s health'/><category term='Brad Pitt'/><category term='Angelina Jolie'/><category term='Greg Neufeld'/><category term='Helen Caldicott'/><category term='Bullying'/><category term='Ben Affleck'/><category term='Darwin Awards'/><category term='career'/><category term='Sass Jordan'/><category term='Michelle Henderson'/><category term='renal failure'/><category term='Weird News'/><category term='Bullies'/><title type='text'>Empress of the Universe</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>117</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-4244980396385090826</id><published>2007-10-25T23:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T00:17:46.644-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goldwell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Garnier'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Loreal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gray Hair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Clairol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Grey Hair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anne Kreamer'/><title type='text'>My Hair Dilemma</title><summary type='text'>I recently passed my 47th birthday.  It didn't seem like a monumental day (it's not like I crossed over into a new demographic category; now THAT'S traumatizing). My family made it special for me, but other than that, it was just another day.  I don't know how I got to this age. I mean, I feel like I've only been on this planet for 25, maybe 27 years.I am having a problem though. My natural hair </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/4244980396385090826/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=4244980396385090826&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/4244980396385090826'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/4244980396385090826'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/10/my-hair-dilemma.html' title='My Hair Dilemma'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-127277426467931811</id><published>2007-10-14T22:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-14T23:26:59.646-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Call Display'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Darwin Awards'/><title type='text'>Our Own Little Darwin Award Nominee</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday morning when we awoke, the light on our phone was flashing, indicating that there was a message waiting on our answering service. It is our custom to look at the call display before checking the messages; it's like a sneak peek to see who may be thinking about us. More often than not, call display shows Unknown Name Unknown Number, in which case we may not check the message for a few </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/127277426467931811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=127277426467931811&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/127277426467931811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/127277426467931811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/10/our-own-little-darwin-award-nominee.html' title='Our Own Little Darwin Award Nominee'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-2460795282888391542</id><published>2007-09-23T22:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-23T23:31:26.869-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Maureen McCormick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marcia Brady'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV Age Gauge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brady Bunch'/><title type='text'>Me and Marcia Brady</title><summary type='text'>I was surprised today to learn that I am THIS MUCH younger than Maureen McCormick (51), the actress who played Marcia Brady in the timeless TV show, The Brady Bunch.I've taken to doing that a lot lately..... comparing my age to the ages of Hollywood celebrities. For example, reading my daughter's hand-me-down edition of People magazine today, I learned that I am younger than Valerie Bertinelli (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/2460795282888391542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=2460795282888391542&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2460795282888391542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2460795282888391542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/09/me-and-marcia-brady.html' title='Me and Marcia Brady'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-4727010131988973433</id><published>2007-09-14T11:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-14T11:12:01.383-04:00</updated><title type='text'>New Art Blog</title><summary type='text'>I've set up a new blog to showcase my art.  Feedback and suggestions are always welcome.MichelleHendersonArt.blogspot.com</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/4727010131988973433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=4727010131988973433&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/4727010131988973433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/4727010131988973433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/09/new-art-blog.html' title='New Art Blog'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-8399808415000533885</id><published>2007-09-10T23:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T23:53:04.947-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TIFF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brad Pitt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Toronto International Film Festival'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Angelina Jolie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ocean&apos;s 13'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brangelina'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fight Club'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michelle Henderson'/><title type='text'>My Brad Pitt Fantasy</title><summary type='text'>Wait! It's not what you think.....I've had more than enough of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They're on the cover of every magazine, the on-again, off-again non-marriage, the children (adopted, natural born, yet-to-be-conceived), the $500,000 necklace, the villas, the movie sets, this city, that city, this country, that country. Now the ever perfect Mr. &amp; Mrs. Smith and perfect little baby Smiths</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/8399808415000533885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=8399808415000533885&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/8399808415000533885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/8399808415000533885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/09/my-brad-pitt-fantasy.html' title='My Brad Pitt Fantasy'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-4428999049116949141</id><published>2007-08-29T09:54:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T14:38:39.919-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Scott'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeremy Summers'/><title type='text'>Sarah &amp; Jeremy's Wedding - August 25, 2007</title><summary type='text'>A glorious celebration of love!Sarah &amp; Jeremy’s WeddingThis slide show randomly picked 50 of the almost 100 photos from Sarah &amp; Jeremy's wedding. To view the rest of the photos or to view these photos on Webshots, click here.More webshots:Jeremy &amp; SarahClick here to see Joe Summers' webshots albums.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/4428999049116949141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=4428999049116949141&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/4428999049116949141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/4428999049116949141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/08/sarah-jeremys-wedding-august-25-2007.html' title='Sarah &amp; Jeremy&apos;s Wedding - August 25, 2007'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-8169802016070531909</id><published>2007-07-27T21:39:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-21T23:07:27.122-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mike Colle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ontario Cricket Association'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ontario Ministry of Citizenship and Immigration'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ontario Ministry of Health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gastroparesis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gastrointestinal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sicko'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michael Moore'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christine Lee'/><title type='text'>$1 Million for Cricket, $0 for Christine Lee</title><summary type='text'>The news today has been dominated by the scandal in the Ontario Ministry of Citizenship and Immigration. Minister Mike Colle doled out $32 million in grants to cultural groups including $1 million to the Ontario Cricket Association (what cricket has to do with citizenship or immigration is the next question*). The thing is, the Ontario Cricket Association had requested a grant of only $150,000.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/8169802016070531909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=8169802016070531909&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/8169802016070531909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/8169802016070531909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/07/1-million-for-cricket-0-for-christine.html' title='$1 Million for Cricket, $0 for Christine Lee'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-3734460931178326474</id><published>2007-07-23T23:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-25T22:32:38.013-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Carly Rae Jepsen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ben Mulron'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canadian Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Farley Flex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt Ripley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Greg Neufeld'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Martha Joy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zack Werner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jaydee Bixby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brian Melo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jake Gold'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Khalila Glanville'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tara Oram'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sass Jordan'/><title type='text'>I Confess....</title><summary type='text'>I am hooked on Canadian Idol. So hooked, in fact, that for the first time ever, I made sure to watch the show this evening live -- so that I could call in and register my vote for the next Idol.Lju and I are both rooting for Jaydee Bixby from Drumheller, AB.  Instead of sitting him in front of the TV to watch Teletubbies when he was a baby, his parents must have played hours and hours of Elvis </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/3734460931178326474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=3734460931178326474&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3734460931178326474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3734460931178326474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/07/i-confess.html' title='I Confess....'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-8066959460158269534</id><published>2007-06-30T08:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-01T01:05:02.794-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Viral email'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breast cancer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='superstitions'/><title type='text'>By George, I Think I've Got it!</title><summary type='text'>Today a friend sent a viral email with a powerpoint presentation attachment that made beautiful promises about my life if only I forwarded it to 10 people within ten minutes of opening it.  Of course, if I didn't immediately forward the message, bad things would befall me and those I love.I didn't pass it along.  I didn't think the presentation was all that clever. The litmus test I use is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/8066959460158269534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=8066959460158269534&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/8066959460158269534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/8066959460158269534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/06/by-geoge-i-think-ive-got-it.html' title='By George, I Think I&apos;ve Got it!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-2842499619019750994</id><published>2007-06-19T20:13:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-20T12:51:23.115-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breast cancer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gilda Radner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='VSE'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='genetic testing'/><title type='text'>It's Always Something</title><summary type='text'>I spent the day today in a series of doctor's appointments.  I attended the first appointment this morning with my sister, Christine. We are initiating genetic testing for the breast cancer gene in our family. Before having a routine blood test, we had to meet with a genetic counsellor. My genes are feeling much better now, thank you.After reviewing our family tree, the counsellor deemed that my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/2842499619019750994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=2842499619019750994&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2842499619019750994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2842499619019750994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/06/its-always-something.html' title='It&apos;s Always Something'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-5254084260674027140</id><published>2007-06-12T23:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-13T00:30:39.480-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rosie O&apos;Donnell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barbara Walters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mel Gibson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gary Busey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Donald Trump'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Elizabeth Hasselbeck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='OJ Simpson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paris Hilton'/><title type='text'>I Couldn't Make this Up if I Tried!</title><summary type='text'>It seems Paris Hilton today professed a commitment to "stop acting dumb." Duh, broke that promise already, didn't she?  Evidently, Paris made her stunning announcement in a collect telephone call from jail to Barbara Walters. If you were Paris's press agent, how would you handle this breaking news story? I mean, would you issue a press release on the subject? Let's not even discuss the poor </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/5254084260674027140/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=5254084260674027140&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/5254084260674027140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/5254084260674027140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/06/i-couldnt-make-this-up-if-i-tried.html' title='I Couldn&apos;t Make this Up if I Tried!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-8045326103414335536</id><published>2007-06-07T09:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-07T10:29:28.295-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Winnie Mandela'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stephen Harper'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bono'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='U2'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Passion of Winnie'/><title type='text'>Don't Leave Important Things to the Last Minute</title><summary type='text'>Hot off the presses #1:  Winnie Mandela was denied a visa to enter Canada the day before she was scheduled to give the key note address at a fundraising arts gala earlier this week.  The gala was to include excerpts of a newly composed opera, The Passion of Winnie, based on her colourful and controversial life. Hot off the presses #2:  Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper will not meet with U2 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/8045326103414335536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=8045326103414335536&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/8045326103414335536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/8045326103414335536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/06/dont-leave-important-things-to-last.html' title='Don&apos;t Leave Important Things to the Last Minute'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-3198916774457804968</id><published>2007-06-04T08:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-04T09:27:43.242-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weather Channel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gus Wickstrom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pig spleen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paris Hilton'/><title type='text'>That's Another Fine Art We've Lost!</title><summary type='text'>The world should be mourning the loss of Saskatchewan farmer, Gus Wickstrom, who died this weekend at the age of 69.Why is that we know so much about Paris Hilton, but, until now, we've never heard or read about poor, not-so-old Gus?  Gus Wickstrom of Tompkins, Saskatchewan was one of a dying breed of weather prognosticators using the spleen of a pig.  According to the Toronto Star:"...Wickstrom </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/3198916774457804968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=3198916774457804968&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3198916774457804968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3198916774457804968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/06/thats-another-fine-art-weve-lost.html' title='That&apos;s Another Fine Art We&apos;ve Lost!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/RmQSO8OT4EI/AAAAAAAAAEA/r9TaPeuowLo/s72-c/piglet2.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-2188828811059021763</id><published>2007-05-24T17:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-24T18:35:52.925-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Trevor Homer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Big Fat Greek Wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Book of Origins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breast cancer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='KCI Medical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Freedom Vac'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Harold Wilson'/><title type='text'>With Breast Cancer, a Week is a Very Long Time*</title><summary type='text'>Just home from a couple days in the hospital. I hate to admit it, but it was a very good thing for me.  Almost 72 hours doing absolutely NOTHING but healing.  Obviously my body needed it.  I have a wound that, with traditional packing and closing, the doctor anticipates would take two months to heal. Instead, they have hooked me up with a Freedom Vac that should heal the wound in one-to-two weeks</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/2188828811059021763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=2188828811059021763&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2188828811059021763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2188828811059021763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/05/with-breast-cancer-week-is-very-long.html' title='With Breast Cancer, a Week is a Very Long Time*'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-4722006858357998242</id><published>2007-05-20T22:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-20T23:01:14.398-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Laura Vanderhaeghe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breast cancer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Helen Caldicott'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='supplements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='women&apos;s health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nutritional medicine'/><title type='text'>No Wonder You're Tired All the Time!</title><summary type='text'>"Women constitute 53% of the earth’s population. They perform two-thirds of the world’s work for which they earn 10% of the income. They own 1% of the property and they have 100% of the children. Given these statistics, women should hold the majority of the political power in the world. -– Helen Caldicott, M.D., pediatrician, anti-nuclear activist, author of If You Love This PlanetWe don’t </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/4722006858357998242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=4722006858357998242&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/4722006858357998242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/4722006858357998242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/05/no-wonder-youre-tired-all-time.html' title='No Wonder You&apos;re Tired All the Time!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-7323475099576425763</id><published>2007-05-15T17:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-15T17:51:25.670-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Good Samaritan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bystander Effect'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christine Lee'/><title type='text'>The Bystander Effect</title><summary type='text'>The Bystander Effect is described in Wikipedia as “a psychological phenomenon in which someone is less likely to intervene in an emergency situation when others are present than when he or she is alone.” In the parable of The Good Samaritan, two men bypassed the victim without offering any help. Psychologists coined The Bystander Effect in the 1960’s after the sexual assault and murder of Kitty </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/7323475099576425763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=7323475099576425763&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/7323475099576425763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/7323475099576425763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/05/bystander-effect.html' title='The Bystander Effect'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/226/499844665_d3fa5fd309_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-2379176777598136010</id><published>2007-05-03T04:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-08T03:14:42.433-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Richard Pryor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jackie Gleason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chrysler Sebring'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spike Lee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Schwimmer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jennifer Aniston'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Hughes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Clearasil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tori Spelling'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heath Ledger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Everybody Loves Raymond'/><title type='text'>Way Too Much TV</title><summary type='text'>Today, two weeks after my surgery, I still have a very limited range of movement.  I cannot turn my torso from side to side and can only sleep sitting up or flat on my back, if I can sleep at all.  My attention span for great literature is quite limited. I started reading John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath" and rereading my favourite book of all-time, "Larry's Party" by Carole Shields, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/2379176777598136010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=2379176777598136010&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2379176777598136010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2379176777598136010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/05/way-too-much-tv.html' title='Way Too Much TV'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/Rjmta2HIFBI/AAAAAAAAADk/7X9vnr4Opkw/s72-c/45245_67163291.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-5795897242764270781</id><published>2007-04-29T18:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-29T19:53:59.053-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breast cancer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Cancer Society'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relay for Life'/><title type='text'>Why I Haven't Called or Written</title><summary type='text'>These past two weeks have been very difficult. Forgive me if I haven't written or returned your call.  Sitting at the computer takes more muscles than I have right now. You might not think it, but talking on the phone takes a tremendous amount of energy. I am lacking in both muscles and energy right now.My days are measured in increments between pain pills. The accomplishments have been few -- </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/5795897242764270781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=5795897242764270781&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/5795897242764270781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/5795897242764270781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/04/poster-children-for-cancer.html' title='Why I Haven&apos;t Called or Written'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/RjUenmHIFAI/AAAAAAAAADc/DjBycLbrvd4/s72-c/Relay.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-3519603257064665707</id><published>2007-04-23T01:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-23T02:31:13.374-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Seinfeld'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Simpsons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chia Pet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breast cancer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Munsters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cat'/><title type='text'>Smelling the Spring Flowers</title><summary type='text'>Today is day 5 post-double-mastectomy-breast-cancer surgery. It is difficult to remind myself that life is good. This is a horrible disease, a painful antidote, a life-changing event over which I have very, very little control.  Not easy to accept for a self-admitted control freak.I have been so tempted to name this post "Tits and Pussy." I figured it would likely generate a lot of readers, many </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/3519603257064665707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=3519603257064665707&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3519603257064665707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3519603257064665707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/04/smelling-spring-flowers.html' title='Smelling the Spring Flowers'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-1408248352717401279</id><published>2007-04-03T15:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-03T16:01:17.016-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cat food recall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='renal failure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chia Pet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pet food recall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Menu Foods'/><title type='text'>Chia Update April 3, 2007</title><summary type='text'>Chia came home from the 'hospital' on Saturday, March 31 after 11 days at the veterinarian's.  She was not yet out of the woods, but they had weaned her off the intravenous and thought she could probably best finish recuperating at home. I wanted to wait a few days to make sure she was improving before publishing an update.The first few hours she was home, she found deep, dark places in the house</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/1408248352717401279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=1408248352717401279&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/1408248352717401279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/1408248352717401279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/04/chia-update-april-3-2007.html' title='Chia Update April 3, 2007'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/RhKyC31Io3I/AAAAAAAAADU/oTDhjv8nDCw/s72-c/Chia+closeup+cropped.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-7792131302229887240</id><published>2007-03-30T09:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-30T09:24:33.032-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cat food recall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Petcetera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pet food recall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Menu Foods'/><title type='text'>Guest Post - Petcetera Vice President Richard Kaga</title><summary type='text'>I received a reply this week from Petcetera in reply to my complaint about the recent Menu Foods recall.  I asked Richard Kaga for permission to reprint his email here:"Dear Michelle, Thank you for expressing your concern. I visited your blog and was saddened to here of Chia's condition. We hope she is able to recover from it. We were first made aware of the recall on Saturday morning, March 17th</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/7792131302229887240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=7792131302229887240&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/7792131302229887240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/7792131302229887240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/03/guest-post-petcetera-vice-president.html' title='Guest Post - Petcetera Vice President Richard Kaga'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-1570627750541767827</id><published>2007-03-23T09:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T10:39:10.728-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breast cancer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='invasive ductal carcinoma'/><title type='text'>Kicking Cancer Ass</title><summary type='text'>My sister Roni is beating cancer with a combination of courage, fortitude and 17 pair of kick-ass “cancer boots.”  I think her wonderful husband, Wayne, bought her a pair of boots for every chemotherapy treatment plus a few extras on those really tough, really low days. She’s been a strong, brave soldier – even when she didn’t want to be. Having completed chemo, Roni is now undergoing five weeks </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/1570627750541767827/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=1570627750541767827&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/1570627750541767827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/1570627750541767827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/03/kicking-cancer-ass.html' title='Kicking Cancer Ass'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/RgPVZgtkm_I/AAAAAAAAAC8/tKSYcSH3LXc/s72-c/CD+shoes+color.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-3103120200803322155</id><published>2007-03-21T23:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-21T23:59:03.024-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cat food recall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='renal failure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pet food recall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Whiskas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Menu Foods'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cat'/><title type='text'>Chia Part 3</title><summary type='text'>Chia is in the hospital.  She's spending the night at the emergency clinic in Whitby.  The prognosis is not good.  She has renal failure.Last Friday, upon learning of the pet food recall, I sent an email to Colin Perkel, the writer for Canadian Press who broke the original story in Canada. I wrote to object that there had been "There had been no complaints from Canadian pet owners". Mr. Perkel </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/3103120200803322155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=3103120200803322155&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3103120200803322155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3103120200803322155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/03/chia-part-3.html' title='Chia Part 3'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-6680070839064063310</id><published>2007-03-19T22:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-21T23:01:58.456-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cat food recall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='renal failure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Petcetera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Eukanuba'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nutro Natural Choice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Whiskas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Menu Foods'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Master Foods'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='President&apos;s Choice'/><title type='text'>I Smell A Class Action Suit - Where Do I Sign Up?</title><summary type='text'>It's been confirmed. Our cat, Chia, has been eating an assortment of Special Kitty cat foods I purchased at Wal-Mart. Luckily, we buy a combination of Whiskas (not affected by the recent recall) and Special Kitty. It appears as though perhaps we delayed the onset of deadly complications by randomly alternating the foods she's been eating over the past month.  Last Thursday evening my husband made</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/6680070839064063310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=6680070839064063310&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6680070839064063310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6680070839064063310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-smell-class-action-suit-where-do-i.html' title='I Smell A Class Action Suit - Where Do I Sign Up?'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/Rf9gogtkm-I/AAAAAAAAAC0/Coq3xZbTooE/s72-c/Receipt.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-6473955131235736639</id><published>2007-03-17T01:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-17T09:20:18.041-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cat food recall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pet food recall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Menu Foods'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Colin Perkel'/><title type='text'>Menu Foods Wet Cat Food Recall</title><summary type='text'>Our cat, Chia, has been sick most of the week. Yesterday my husband made the connection between the assortment of Special Kitty foods she's been eating and how lethargic and seemingly "sad" this cat has been for the past seven days.  We purchase all of our Special Kitty wet and chunky cat foods at Wal-Mart.This evening I read about the pet food recall at Menu Foods, one of North America's largest</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/6473955131235736639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=6473955131235736639&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6473955131235736639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6473955131235736639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/03/menu-foods-wet-cat-food-recall.html' title='Menu Foods Wet Cat Food Recall'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-1758714643912697934</id><published>2007-03-02T08:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-02T09:01:19.663-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cadaver'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weird News'/><title type='text'>Give Me A Hand, Would You?</title><summary type='text'>From AOL news:  A young doctor who admitted to severing a hand from a cadaver as a medical student, then giving it to a stripper, was fined Thursday and told to stay out of trouble for 15 months.“I never knew it was illegal,” the doctor said.  Oh yeah, sure. “I just thought it was kinky, not illegal,” must be how he rationalized it.  Come on! How many people do YOU know keep a cadaver hand on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/1758714643912697934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=1758714643912697934&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/1758714643912697934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/1758714643912697934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/03/give-me-hand-would-you.html' title='Give Me A Hand, Would You?'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/ReguIzYY-7I/AAAAAAAAACk/sNGN9IJnKUA/s72-c/Handy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-7628672688120638311</id><published>2007-02-26T22:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-26T23:04:10.182-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Air Canada'/><title type='text'>Air Canada - Love 'em and Hate 'em</title><summary type='text'>My daughter came home yesterday for 24 hours for a 'real job' opportunity from her 'retirement' in Florida. It was a harrowing day for her. After four hours sleep, she left her villa at 5 a.m. to go to the West Palm Beach airport to catch a 7:00 a.m. flight, stopping in Washington, DC before continuing on to Toronto.  At 7:30 a.m. she called to let us know her flight was delayed.  An hour later, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/7628672688120638311/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=7628672688120638311&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/7628672688120638311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/7628672688120638311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/02/air-canada-love-em-and-hate-em.html' title='Air Canada - Love &apos;em and Hate &apos;em'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-3315612822951112769</id><published>2007-02-24T21:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-24T22:10:42.506-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jim Coyle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Toronto Star'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Discipline Deficit Disorder'/><title type='text'>Parental Discipline Deficit Disorder</title><summary type='text'>The end of civilization is nearer. Jim Coyle of the Toronto Star summed it up in this essay, introducing the latest "give it a medical name so everyone has something to blame it on": Parental Discipline Deficit Disorder. Surely, you've seen adults afflicted with this condition: those who have abrogated their responsibility to teach their children the difficult and important lessons in life; those</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/3315612822951112769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=3315612822951112769&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3315612822951112769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3315612822951112769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/02/parental-discipline-deficit-disorder.html' title='Parental Discipline Deficit Disorder'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-3138656077509091761</id><published>2007-02-22T17:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-22T17:14:34.833-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quitting smoking'/><title type='text'>Happy Anniversary!</title><summary type='text'>Although we are nearing the 10th Anniversary of the date we met, and it’s now just more than 2 ½ years since we married, this special anniversary celebrates 5 years since my husband and I quit smoking!Five years smoke-free! Hooray!That’s somewhere between $22,000 and $25,000 that we have not spent feeding the monster.  We’ve saved our bodies the ravages of at least 46,000 cigarettes each – not to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/3138656077509091761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=3138656077509091761&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3138656077509091761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3138656077509091761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/02/happy-anniversary.html' title='Happy Anniversary!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/Rd4VfCjaSZI/AAAAAAAAACE/j3FpdHDIW6Q/s72-c/cigarette.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-977258059362433078</id><published>2007-02-18T22:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-19T07:56:32.647-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Asteroid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bruce Willis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apophis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Armageddon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Billy Bob Thornton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ben Affleck'/><title type='text'>Mark This Date on Your Calendar</title><summary type='text'>A very frightening lead headline on the AOL homepage this evening warns:Asteroid Speeds Toward EarthU.N. Is Urged to Take ChargeWhat Are the Odds It Hits Us?Well, I don't know about you, but that sure got my attention! After all, I saw the movie Armageddon. I remember the fear, panic, potential devastation so narrowly averted by Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, and a young Ben Affleck.Call the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/977258059362433078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=977258059362433078&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/977258059362433078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/977258059362433078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/02/mark-this-date-on-your-calendar.html' title='Mark This Date on Your Calendar'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/RdkhCCjaSXI/AAAAAAAAABs/FzEes8T0-s0/s72-c/Asteroid.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-2723698709608866799</id><published>2007-02-09T12:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-07T15:23:21.756-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='House MD'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paula Abdul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Simon Cowell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canadian Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tastemaker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Randy Jackson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Peter Principle'/><title type='text'>Coming Out of the American Idol Closet</title><summary type='text'>I am a secret American Idol fanatic. But I guess by the very nature of blogging, it’s no longer a secret.I have always enjoyed previous episodes of the show, but I never set my television viewing schedule around it, like I do with House, MD.  That’s how it all started. We had set our TIVO – PVR to record House every Tuesday night at 8:00 p.m.  Then, Fox changed the schedule and put American Idol </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/2723698709608866799/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=2723698709608866799&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2723698709608866799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2723698709608866799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/02/coming-out-of-american-idol-closet.html' title='Coming Out of the American Idol Closet'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-6108794759703269811</id><published>2007-02-05T20:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-05T21:13:41.906-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Caller ID'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bullying'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bullies'/><title type='text'>Caller ID Bullies</title><summary type='text'>Twice in the last week we received telephone calls from bullies who have seen our telephone number appear on their call display who have then called us to find out what we wanted.In the first case, my husband had misdialled his parents' phone number -- dialing the last two digits as 11 instead of 15.  As soon as he realized the dialling error, he hung up and proceeded to call his parents, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/6108794759703269811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=6108794759703269811&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6108794759703269811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6108794759703269811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/02/caller-id-bullies.html' title='Caller ID Bullies'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-3004385817345685988</id><published>2007-02-03T11:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-03T12:15:30.740-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reading'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Childhood Memories'/><title type='text'>Sentimental? Or Just Plain Mental?</title><summary type='text'>I was looking for something in the basement today.  Always happens like that - I start out looking for something and end up spending hours cleaning, organizing, completely distracted from the original task.I still haven't found what I'm looking for, but I did come across a tonne of Shannon's childhood memories. No, really, a tonne!  She's an only child, remember?  There were great pictures, cards</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/3004385817345685988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=3004385817345685988&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3004385817345685988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/3004385817345685988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/02/sentimental-or-just-plain-mental.html' title='Sentimental? Or Just Plain Mental?'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/RcS_33RrVjI/AAAAAAAAABg/uZkuaZCT7-A/s72-c/Shannon+cartoon.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-2285777987309654520</id><published>2007-02-01T21:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-02T12:43:05.848-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Linday Lohan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paris Hilton'/><title type='text'>It's Paris Hilton's Fault! No, it's Lindsay Lohan's Fault! No, Wait! It's Britney Spears' Fault!</title><summary type='text'>The Toronto Star today reported:Sagging underwear hurts bottom line - CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Underwear and hosiery maker Hanesbrands said its profit for the quarter ended Dec. 30 tumbled 78 per cent as the company made its transition to a standalone business and sales of underwear dropped.Our population is growing.  There's a mini baby boom and our bulge of young people in the 18-30 year range is in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/2285777987309654520/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=2285777987309654520&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2285777987309654520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2285777987309654520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/02/its-paris-hiltons-fault-no-its-lindsay.html' title='It&apos;s Paris Hilton&apos;s Fault! No, it&apos;s Lindsay Lohan&apos;s Fault! No, Wait! It&apos;s Britney Spears&apos; Fault!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-6190150790020909241</id><published>2007-01-28T22:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-28T23:11:22.426-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family dinner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chinese food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dinner party'/><title type='text'>Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Pt I &amp; II</title><summary type='text'>Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Part I - Guest post today courtesy of my parents:Thursday night, we were finishing dinner... Minta and her daughter Laurie were here....... when the doorbell rang. A girl asked if she could use our phone.... that she was staying across the road from us....and had had her purse stolen..... with all her ID and credit cards gone.... and wanted to call her mother who was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/6190150790020909241/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=6190150790020909241&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6190150790020909241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6190150790020909241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/01/guess-whos-coming-to-dinner-pt-i-ii_28.html' title='Guess Who&apos;s Coming to Dinner Pt I &amp; II'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/Rb1GAXRrViI/AAAAAAAAABU/uQBIDTxu5GM/s72-c/chinese+cuisine.jpg.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-5995282176368552186</id><published>2007-01-28T01:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-28T01:55:54.735-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iguana'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mozart Effect'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Viagra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mozart'/><title type='text'>Who Gave this Iguana Viagra?</title><summary type='text'>How could you report this story with a straight face? And why would you name an iguana Mozart?  Forgive me Don Campbell, but this gives a whole new meaning to "the Mozart Effect".</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/5995282176368552186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=5995282176368552186&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/5995282176368552186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/5995282176368552186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/01/who-gave-this-iguana-viagra.html' title='Who Gave this Iguana Viagra?'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/RbxIyHRrVhI/AAAAAAAAABI/IG5N4oRrk6Y/s72-c/Iguana+video+image.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-2316137817659732291</id><published>2007-01-27T07:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-27T07:34:43.487-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dreamgirls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Academy Awards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Little Miss Sunshine'/><title type='text'>Me as Movie Critic</title><summary type='text'>Since the words "random" and "rapid-fire" appear recently to be trademarked, I am pleased to present the quick and useless ramblings of my brain:Me as movie critic: This is the first year of my life that I have actually seen many of the movies topping the big categories at the 2007 Academy Awards. In this day and age that makes me fully qualified to comment on the recent nominations for Best </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/2316137817659732291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=2316137817659732291&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2316137817659732291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/2316137817659732291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/01/me-as-movie-critic.html' title='Me as Movie Critic'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-6541656103153040205</id><published>2007-01-19T09:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T10:51:47.097-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chia Pet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humane Society'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cat'/><title type='text'>That Damned Cat!</title><summary type='text'>On Wednesday, shortly after noon and just before having lunch, I let our cat, Chia, outside for a little exercise.  Chia was born in a barn and lived most of her life in the country -- she's definitely an outside cat. In fact, she rarely uses a litter box in the house; instead she will cry at the door until you let her out.  If you won't come to the door, she'll start to follow you around the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/6541656103153040205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=6541656103153040205&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6541656103153040205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/6541656103153040205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/01/that-damned-cat.html' title='That Damned Cat!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AtoeEfpu658/RbDiEHRrVcI/AAAAAAAAAAM/-acP6-YdoK8/s72-c/Chia+close+crop.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116814532509679610</id><published>2007-01-06T23:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-22T00:15:02.594-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Badnja Vece'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serbian Orthodox Church'/><title type='text'>Serbian Christmas Eve</title><summary type='text'> It's Badnja Vece (Serbian Christmas Eve) and tonight our choir sang in full force, during mass and outside during the traditional burning of the Badnjak (pronounced Bad-nyak).  During Badnja Vece, the entire congregation leaves the church during mass to follow the priest outside to walk around the church three times before burning last year's Badnjak (oak tree, almost like a yule log). (Remember</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116814532509679610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116814532509679610&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116814532509679610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116814532509679610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/01/serbian-christmas-eve.html' title='Serbian Christmas Eve'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116779685718941434</id><published>2007-01-02T22:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-02T23:00:57.210-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Empress is a Mermaid</title><summary type='text'> According to the latest on-line test, I am a Mermaid, also known as a Siren. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116779685718941434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116779685718941434&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116779685718941434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116779685718941434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/01/empress-is-mermaid.html' title='The Empress is a Mermaid'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116691512564779833</id><published>2006-12-23T17:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T22:13:07.506-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ashley....the Christmas Angel</title><summary type='text'>Today's guest-post courtesy of my cousin Kimberley, in her end-of-year-sending-Christmas-love message: While contemplating whether or not I could afford to send out Christmas cards this year, my daughter helped me make the decision to NOT send out Christmas cards. Here is WHY:  She asked me one day, about a week ago, if she could cut her hair short.  Very short.  And guess where all of her hair </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116691512564779833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116691512564779833&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116691512564779833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116691512564779833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/12/ashleythe-christmas-angel.html' title='Ashley....the Christmas Angel'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116676332528842383</id><published>2006-12-21T23:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T12:58:51.680-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It is Destiny... I AM the Empress of the Universe</title><summary type='text'>My sister, Roni, sent me this link:  "What Tarot Card are You?"  Roni is the Moon card.  The Moon is a creative sign, but with this warning:  "You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial." How would it know she's going through cancer therapy?I took the test, answering 20 or so questions.  And this is what came up:You are The EmpressBeauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116676332528842383/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116676332528842383&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116676332528842383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116676332528842383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/12/it-is-destiny-i-am-empress-of-universe.html' title='It is Destiny... I AM the Empress of the Universe'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116590721782582052</id><published>2006-12-12T01:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-22T00:13:28.647-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CIA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='central intelligence agency'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='career'/><title type='text'>The CIA has a Website!</title><summary type='text'>While researching United States population statistics at www.ask.com for my last blog post, I discovered that the CIA has a website.  Yes, the Central Intelligence Agency. When my search results appeared, I clicked on the top link without checking to see who hosted the site. I suppose at first I thought I landed at the World Book Encyclopedia.  Then I saw the url: www.cia.gov. I'm pretty sure </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116590721782582052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116590721782582052&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116590721782582052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116590721782582052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/12/cia-has-website.html' title='The CIA has a Website!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116590385870985709</id><published>2006-12-11T23:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T21:24:58.316-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Someone has to think about these things....that must be MY job!</title><summary type='text'>I haven't been feeling well the last couple of weeks, hence my absence.  But this topic inspired me out of my stupor...The December 4th edition of Time magazine featured a cover story entitled Why We Worry About The Things We Shouldn't... ...And Ignore The Things We Should. Click here to read the full story. In effect, the article is about risk assessment, as opposed to risk management. Turns out</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116590385870985709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116590385870985709&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116590385870985709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116590385870985709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/12/someone-has-to-think-about-these.html' title='Someone has to think about these things....that must be MY job!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116338874712423313</id><published>2006-11-12T22:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T14:40:14.370-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Discrimination?</title><summary type='text'>I just read this tragic story from www.thestar.com:KIHEI, Hawaii (AP) — A shark attacked a Canadian man swimming off a Maui beach, injuring his leg and hand, authorities said.I have just one question: How did the shark know the swimmer was Canadian?  What does the shark have against Canadians?  Why didn't he attack a Frenchman or an Englishman or even, a fellow American. (I say "fellow American" </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116338874712423313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116338874712423313&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116338874712423313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116338874712423313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/11/discrimination.html' title='Discrimination?'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116339043802262324</id><published>2006-11-11T22:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T00:05:15.960-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Remembrance Day 2006</title><summary type='text'>Today, Remembrance Day 2006, at 11:00 a.m., my husband and I were in the car on our way to Oakville when we heard on the radio the beginning of the Remembrance Day ceremonies at the Cenotaph at City Hall, Toronto. My wonderful husband pulled his car over to the side of the road where we both sat, silently reflecting upon the great sacrifices made by men and women in the name of freedom.  In </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116339043802262324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116339043802262324&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116339043802262324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116339043802262324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/11/remembrance-day-2006.html' title='Remembrance Day 2006'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116325598880038044</id><published>2006-11-10T23:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T00:01:26.566-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Flashback Friday</title><summary type='text'>My mother and I went to a wonderful party tonight in honour of Walter and Mae Haass's 50th wedding anniversary.  The couple, 30+ year neighbours of my parents, looked absolutely dashing. Four of their five children, including their spouses and next generation children were there, all looking beautiful, proud, strong, healthy. As Mae said, "They clean up nicely, don't they?"When Walter was a boy, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116325598880038044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116325598880038044&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116325598880038044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116325598880038044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/11/flashback-friday.html' title='Flashback Friday'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116252616611539665</id><published>2006-11-02T22:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-22T00:17:47.797-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Henna tattoo'/><title type='text'>My New Canvas - Roni's Bald Head</title><summary type='text'>     Instead of letting her hair fall out in horrible chemotherapy-induced clumps, my sister Roni boldly shaved her head. Since people would be staring anyway, Roni asked if I would paint a henna tattoo on her scalp. This way, it would give everyone something to look at -- and, I suspect, is a way of tackling this cancer thing head on, so to speak.Without the henna Roni is absolutely beautiful. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116252616611539665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116252616611539665&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116252616611539665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116252616611539665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/11/my-new-canvas-ronis-bald-head.html' title='My New Canvas - Roni&apos;s Bald Head'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116140156955644266</id><published>2006-10-20T23:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-20T23:32:49.570-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Christine Lee Update</title><summary type='text'>Thanks to you the Toronto Star has received a number of letters in reply to the story about Christine.Click here to see a sampling of letters published on www.thestar.com.We are attempting to bring her tragic story to a larger audience.  If you have contacts at any of the major television or radio media in Ontario, please feel free to share Christine's story with them.Thank you and God bless.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116140156955644266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116140156955644266&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116140156955644266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116140156955644266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/10/christine-lee-update.html' title='Christine Lee Update'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116131411679030374</id><published>2006-10-19T22:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-20T23:36:49.926-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Random Thoughts from My Hyperactive Mind</title><summary type='text'>Not in any order at all:Roni is stunningly beautiful bald. Her big blue eyes have always been striking, but now, it's almost as if that's the first thing you see.  It was a bold and courageous decision to shave her head before all of her hair could fall out on its own. As she said, "It's not my fault I have cancer." Bravo Sister! Besides, hair is definitely over-rated.I'm a Soprano. Not the Tony </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116131411679030374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116131411679030374&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116131411679030374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116131411679030374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/10/random-thoughts-from-my-hyperactive.html' title='Random Thoughts from My Hyperactive Mind'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116092917140486098</id><published>2006-10-15T12:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-17T19:48:22.096-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Today is My Birthday</title><summary type='text'>Listen to this wonderful birthday greeting.....featuring the lovely and talented Miss Ashlee, age 4. Click the image to play.  Make sure your speakers are on -- and listen right 'til the end....it's the best part!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116092917140486098/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116092917140486098&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116092917140486098'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116092917140486098'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/10/today-is-my-birthday.html' title='Today is My Birthday'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116075526263488479</id><published>2006-10-13T11:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-12T21:10:53.554-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ontario Ministry of Health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gastroparesis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gastrointestinal'/><title type='text'>My Sister's Story  - from www.thestar.com</title><summary type='text'>Starved of cure by red tapeWoman pleads for effective, less costly stomach pacemakerOct. 13, 2006. 06:14 AMJANICE MAWHINNEYLIFE WRITERChristine Lee has an illness that has prevented her from eating or drinking anything for years. The Oakville mother, 39, lives with gastroparesis. That means her stomach will not empty itself for the next stage of digestion, causing daily nausea and vomiting.She </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116075526263488479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116075526263488479&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116075526263488479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116075526263488479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/10/my-sisters-story-from-wwwthestarcom.html' title='My Sister&apos;s Story  - from www.thestar.com'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116010759359985255</id><published>2006-10-06T00:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-06T09:04:28.830-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Give This Headline Writer a Bonus, Please!</title><summary type='text'>Fortune teller didn't see arrest comingOct. 5, 2006. 10:59 AMASSOCIATED PRESSCENTRAL NYACK, N.Y.— A tip for fortune tellers: When reading a customer's aura, be alert for any hint of blue.An undercover police officer posing as a patron busted a Rockland County psychic who charged more than $1,000 for a series of tarot card readings, according to Clarkstown town police. Dorothy Adams, 40, of Nyack,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116010759359985255/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116010759359985255&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116010759359985255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116010759359985255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/10/give-this-headline-writer-bonus-please.html' title='Give This Headline Writer a Bonus, Please!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-116010699461970187</id><published>2006-10-05T23:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-05T23:57:15.476-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't Drink the Belleville Water</title><summary type='text'>I received the following update from my sister Roni yesterday.  It's so powerfully written, I asked if she'd mind being my "guest blogger" today.  She's agreed, so I'm taking today off!  Roni wrote:"So, I'm like 7 days out of chemo.   You already know that. Aside from some mouth sores, and being very tired yesterday, I feel okay.  I walked to the Habitat For Humanity Store - maybe 3/4 km. away </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/116010699461970187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=116010699461970187&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116010699461970187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/116010699461970187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/10/dont-drink-belleville-water.html' title='Don&apos;t Drink the Belleville Water'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115984822957913931</id><published>2006-10-02T23:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-03T22:02:17.096-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms</title><summary type='text'>I am grateful and proud of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.My husband had a court date today for a driving offence. To say that he was nervous is a serious understatement.  For at least the past six months, not a day has gone by that he hasn't thought about this day looming before him. But that's understandable -- he's never been in court for anything, not even a parking ticket. And, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115984822957913931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115984822957913931&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115984822957913931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115984822957913931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/10/canadian-charter-of-rights-and.html' title='The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115907050390250484</id><published>2006-09-23T23:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-25T11:17:20.836-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A Middle Aged Dinner Party</title><summary type='text'>My husband and I hosted a dinner party this evening.  There were six of us in all, couples ranging in age from 42 - 55. We enjoyed cocktails before dinner, a lovely BBQ, dessert and coffee. The conversation was lively and interesting and filled with laughter.A few hours after dessert, the conversation turned -- as it always will with the 40+ crowd -- to the subject of health. One guy has a bad </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115907050390250484/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115907050390250484&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115907050390250484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115907050390250484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/09/middle-aged-dinner-party.html' title='A Middle Aged Dinner Party'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115794772978002801</id><published>2006-09-12T00:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-12T22:25:08.826-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Seen on Markham Road Last Week</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes I think my brother Joe would forget his head if it wasn't attached.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115794772978002801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115794772978002801&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115794772978002801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115794772978002801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/09/seen-on-markham-road-last-week.html' title='Seen on Markham Road Last Week'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115794259439367157</id><published>2006-09-11T00:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-12T09:28:12.170-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Proud to Be Canadian</title><summary type='text'>Click the flag then "play" to view this stunning tribute to our Canadian heroes.With thanks to Wade Penner for the Canadian Flag Clip Art Gallery.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115794259439367157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115794259439367157&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115794259439367157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115794259439367157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/09/proud-to-be-canadian.html' title='Proud to Be Canadian'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115792685509245243</id><published>2006-09-10T18:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-10T18:24:03.176-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Get over it! Hahahahahaha!</title><summary type='text'>Bumper sticker seen today on a mammoth band bus and trailer motoring down the 401 west toward Toronto.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115792685509245243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115792685509245243&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115792685509245243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115792685509245243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/09/get-over-it-hahahahahaha.html' title='Get over it! 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She has definitely left a mark on this world.Chia doesn't yet realize that she's now an only cat.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115779347709153280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115779347709153280&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115779347709153280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115779347709153280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/09/blossom-1989-2006.html' title='Blossom 1989 - 2006'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115756561965203816</id><published>2006-09-06T13:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-12T17:10:55.173-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I am SO Funny! Ask Roni, Ask Chris!</title><summary type='text'>From a newsbite in a recent issue of Macleans:"A new survey has found that more than half of younger siblings say they find it easy to be funny, whereas only a third of eldest children have the ability. More joyless are only children, among whom only 11 per cent say they're funny. The survey's compiler....says that younger children have to compete for parents' attention, and one device is humour.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115756561965203816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115756561965203816&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115756561965203816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115756561965203816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-am-so-funny-ask-roni-ask-chris.html' title='I am SO Funny! Ask Roni, Ask Chris!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115750739696855820</id><published>2006-09-05T21:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-19T16:48:38.383-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The New Mammogram Machine</title><summary type='text'>Lakeridge Health in Oshawa (formerly, Oshawa General Hospital), got a new mammogram machine. I think this new machine must have been invented by a woman.  It's not like the old days where you had to put your breast in a vice and someone would turn the knob until it was as flat as a pancake.  The original machine, I think, must have been invented by a man.  A man who obviously hated his mother.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115750739696855820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115750739696855820&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115750739696855820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115750739696855820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/09/new-mammogram-machine.html' title='The New Mammogram Machine'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115742652926999776</id><published>2006-09-05T00:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-04T23:28:52.140-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Horoscope for Today</title><summary type='text'>Libra (Sept. 23 — Oct. 23)If everything in life were smooth running, straightforward and sensible, you'd be bored to tears. We all need a little chaos in our world. Granted, you've had more than your share lately, but that imbalance will get rectified soon enough.Enough with the chaos already, please?Source: The Toronto Star</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115742652926999776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115742652926999776&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115742652926999776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115742652926999776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/09/my-horoscope-for-today.html' title='My Horoscope for Today'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115740988420001123</id><published>2006-09-04T18:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-11T18:38:05.516-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Back to School Blues</title><summary type='text'>I have the back-to-school blues.But it's not what you might think: it's because, for the first time in more than 20 years, I am NOT seeing my daughter off to school.  After five years of university, five years of high school, eight years of elementary school, and two years of kindergarten, we are NOT shopping for new shoes, school uniforms or colored pencils. NO last-minute late August hair cut, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115740988420001123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115740988420001123&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115740988420001123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115740988420001123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/09/back-to-school-blues.html' title='Back to School Blues'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115700207734034760</id><published>2006-08-31T00:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T20:05:09.243-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Courageous Sisters</title><summary type='text'>My sisters are all so incredibly courageous.Frequent visitors to this blog know that my sister Chris has a million things wrong with her, including the fact that she hasn't taken food by mouth in at least three? four? ten years? She's allergic to a million everyday things that make simple excursions -- like going to a restaurant, grocery shopping or visiting highway service centres to pee -- into</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115700207734034760/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115700207734034760&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115700207734034760'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115700207734034760'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/08/my-courageous-sisters.html' title='My Courageous Sisters'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115682795780359235</id><published>2006-08-29T01:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-29T15:29:14.723-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank YOU Loyal Readers!</title><summary type='text'>Thanks to YOU my blogvalue has increased $564.54 in the past two weeks!  Maybe I should auction off my blog on Ebay! Hey?  Anybody wanna buy a blog?August 29 value: $1,693.62August 15 value: $1,129.08</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115682795780359235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115682795780359235&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115682795780359235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115682795780359235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/08/thank-you-loyal-readers.html' title='Thank YOU Loyal Readers!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115682550138251130</id><published>2006-08-28T23:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-29T11:40:10.336-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Reader Discretion Strongly Advised</title><summary type='text'>Warning! Some people may find the following post to be in poor taste. Reader discretion is advised.I read the online headline that charges have been dropped against John Mark Karr in the Jon-Benet Ramsay murder case. I couldn't help but think:1. Maybe the guy couldn't afford airfare back to the US so he figured he'd plead guilty to a high profile case and get the red carpet treatment and a first </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115682550138251130/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115682550138251130&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115682550138251130'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115682550138251130'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/08/reader-discretion-strongly-advised.html' title='Reader Discretion Strongly Advised'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115621695433121590</id><published>2006-08-21T23:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-21T23:48:53.943-04:00</updated><title type='text'>An Inspirational Story of Hope and Leadership</title><summary type='text'>My sister has been recently diagnosed with breast cancer.  Surgery is scheduled for September 1.  Since she doesn't blog, I'm sharing this one on her behalf. Here is her story:She wrote:  "I am coaching an AMAZING soccer team. Ages 16-18.  From our very first day, these kids have been incredible.  Often at this level you get a couple of hotdogs on each team, you get boys that won't pass to girls,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115621695433121590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115621695433121590&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115621695433121590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115621695433121590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/08/inspirational-story-of-hope-and.html' title='An Inspirational Story of Hope and Leadership'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115621559074642033</id><published>2006-08-20T22:40:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-22T09:08:40.570-04:00</updated><title type='text'>More Evidence the World is Cruel to My Sister Chris</title><summary type='text'>My sister Chris has gastroparesis. Among a host of other life-challenging health problems, she is also deathly allergic to mushrooms, coconut, latex, pineapple, kiwi, cats and all nuts.  In fact, most of her allergies are air-borne, meaning if she is exposed to nut proteins in the air she will immediately have an anaphylactic reaction, requiring emergency use of an epi-pen and a trip to the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115621559074642033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115621559074642033&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115621559074642033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115621559074642033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/08/more-evidence-world-is-cruel-to-my.html' title='More Evidence the World is Cruel to My Sister Chris'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115527200589521725</id><published>2006-08-11T00:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-16T09:28:17.853-04:00</updated><title type='text'>#1 on Today's "To-Do" List</title><summary type='text'>Book mammogram.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115527200589521725/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115527200589521725&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115527200589521725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115527200589521725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/08/1-on-todays-to-do-list.html' title='#1 on Today&apos;s &quot;To-Do&quot; List'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115387546004654601</id><published>2006-07-25T20:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-29T10:12:16.873-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank God We Have Gun Control in this Country!</title><summary type='text'>Otherwise I'd be in jail. Last Thursday I spent 58 minutes on the phone with Bell Sympatico.  Friday I spent 52 minutes on the phone with them, speaking to another four different people.  I had to hang up while I was on hold because school was starting. Yesterday morning my husband, upon leaving in the morning for work, wished me a happy day on hold with Sympatico.  All told, I spent more than 3 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115387546004654601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115387546004654601&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115387546004654601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115387546004654601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/07/thank-god-we-have-gun-control-in-this.html' title='Thank God We Have Gun Control in this Country!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115327963198725734</id><published>2006-07-18T23:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-18T23:29:05.910-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Evolution of a Painting</title><summary type='text'>Three stages of my current work over the past two days. Picture 1 - the dry brush drawing. Picture 2 - laying in the background and starting the shadows.  Picture 3 - the local color, end of day 2 on this painting.    </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115327963198725734/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115327963198725734&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115327963198725734'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115327963198725734'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/07/evolution-of-painting.html' title='The Evolution of a Painting'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115327868249214639</id><published>2006-07-14T23:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-18T23:17:55.326-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Caution: Wet Paint</title><summary type='text'>Now we know why some artists starve. To illustrate my point:   On the left, my dry brush drawing.  On the right, beginning to model form in the chest area - you may notice that I was both short on time and talent!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115327868249214639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115327868249214639&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115327868249214639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115327868249214639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/07/caution-wet-paint.html' title='Caution: Wet Paint'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115267565928052976</id><published>2006-07-11T23:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-11T23:40:59.293-04:00</updated><title type='text'>See Any Progress?</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday's exercise gave us about 2 hours to create a dry brush gestural construct of the nude model.Today, our goal was a two-tone gestural construct, more fully developed than day one. Do you see any progress?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115267565928052976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115267565928052976&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115267565928052976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115267565928052976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/07/see-any-progress.html' title='See Any Progress?'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115257510711106954</id><published>2006-07-10T19:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-17T09:39:54.580-04:00</updated><title type='text'>God Spoke to Me Last Week and I Listened</title><summary type='text'>Today was my first day of school.  School, glorious school.  I love it so much, it's a tremendous disappointment when the day ends. It seems as if the day is only an hour long.And what a wonderful feeling: everyone I know seemed genuinely happy to see me again. Like they noticed my absence.My heart sings when I am painting. I believe it is what I am meant to do. Last week, while tiling my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115257510711106954/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115257510711106954&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115257510711106954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115257510711106954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/07/god-spoke-to-me-last-week-and-i.html' title='God Spoke to Me Last Week and I Listened'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115219319252527822</id><published>2006-07-06T05:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-06T09:41:51.460-04:00</updated><title type='text'>God Spoke to Me Today</title><summary type='text'>My brother-in-law, Max, is remodelling my parents' kitchen.  I am helping.  We work very well together as a team -- we're both perfectionists.  He's been working 16 hour days since Sunday, doing an incredible job, rebuilding the kitchen counters and back splash wall and rewiring for new lighting. He and I have been working, 16 hour days, for the past two days laying 2x2 porcelain tiles on the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115219319252527822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115219319252527822&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115219319252527822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115219319252527822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/07/god-spoke-to-me-today.html' title='God Spoke to Me Today'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115196678928264199</id><published>2006-07-03T18:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T18:46:29.300-04:00</updated><title type='text'>11 Careers I Would Love</title><summary type='text'>Let's see if you notice a theme here.....11.  Motivational speaker -- I am especially good at selling passion.10.  Art teacher -- especially for very young children, before anyone has told them that sky must be blue -- sometimes it needs to be orange, or red, or pink or purple..... 9.  Art gallery owner -- but I admit there would be little modern art. 8.  Organizational planner -- functional and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115196678928264199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115196678928264199&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115196678928264199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115196678928264199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/07/11-careers-i-would-love.html' title='11 Careers I Would Love'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115158966426114546</id><published>2006-06-29T09:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-29T10:01:04.276-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Someone Find the Off Button, Quick!</title><summary type='text'>It's not even 10:00 a.m. and, after working 14 1/2 hours at The Children's Group yesterday, already this morning I have:* washed the kitchen and breakfast room floors* vacuumed the entire house* lemon oiled all the hard wood flooring* cut the lawn (an amazing pattern, if I do say so myself!)Someone please find the "off" switch, please!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115158966426114546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115158966426114546&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115158966426114546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115158966426114546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/06/someone-find-off-button-quick.html' title='Someone Find the Off Button, Quick!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115103393944748436</id><published>2006-06-22T23:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-16T22:01:22.526-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Days 3 and 4 - My So-called New LIfe</title><summary type='text'>Day 3 - Waterloo. Cut the lawn at the rental property. Good news: we have a conditional offer on the house. Fingers crossed the deal goes through -- it's my safety net. Stopped in to see my sister Chris who was dancing with her partner (translated that means she was dragging around an IV pole!). Damn bastards at Shopper's Drug Mart never even called or wrote to apologize for damn-near killing her</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115103393944748436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115103393944748436&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115103393944748436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115103393944748436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/06/days-3-and-4-my-so-called-new-life.html' title='Days 3 and 4 - My So-called New LIfe'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115086209751005994</id><published>2006-06-20T23:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-21T11:52:55.853-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Someone Please Save Me from Myself</title><summary type='text'>I'm exhausted. Day 2.  Tea with hubby.  Favourite part of day.  Great conversation with Judy.  Second best part of day. Patch walls in preparation for painting, sometime next month. Ladder to Shannon's room. Take down custom curtain, takes hours. Wash curtains. Assemble new steam cleaner. Steam clean carpets. Too hot in here. Reinstall curtains, takes hours. Lunch on the patio.  Nap.  Shower.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115086209751005994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115086209751005994&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115086209751005994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115086209751005994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/06/someone-please-save-me-from-myself.html' title='Someone Please Save Me from Myself'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115076384522859746</id><published>2006-06-19T20:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-19T20:59:30.543-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The First Day of My New Life</title><summary type='text'>Today,I got up at my usual time and had tea with my husband. That's the best part of my day.Started my special secret project then left the house at 10:00 to go to the bank. My bank card was cancelled this weekend since it had been used at a bank machine that had been 'compromised.'Got a new bank card. Found out the slimy thief made two $500 withdrawls on my account on Saturday afternoon. His </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115076384522859746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115076384522859746&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115076384522859746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115076384522859746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/06/first-day-of-my-new-life.html' title='The First Day of My New Life'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-115051377595117183</id><published>2006-06-16T23:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-16T23:10:27.230-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A True Story from September 2004.....</title><summary type='text'>Was looking for an old email message this week and came across this classic, sent to a business colleague on September 17, 2004.  Boy!  I save everything. But this is a classic business story, don't you think?Last week I went into the hospital for surgery. At 2 p.m. I walked into the operating room and climbed up on to the operating table. In the room with me were three surgical nurses, the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/115051377595117183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=115051377595117183&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115051377595117183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/115051377595117183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/06/true-story-from-september-2004.html' title='A True Story from September 2004.....'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114990854573868773</id><published>2006-06-09T23:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-09T23:56:21.913-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Shannon's Graduation</title><summary type='text'>I'm such a proud Mom!  My little girl has earned her Bachelor of Arts in Communications Studies and English.  Share a few moments with us!Click the arrow to play the video.  Click any photo to enlarge.         A few more photos to come when we find the adaptor to get them off the card in Lju's phone!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114990854573868773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114990854573868773&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114990854573868773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114990854573868773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/06/shannons-graduation.html' title='Shannon&apos;s Graduation'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114964618234788065</id><published>2006-06-06T21:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-09T21:41:20.136-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Nano Technology</title><summary type='text'>Long ago when I was in high school we learned that an atom was the smallest form of matter.  Things have changed.  Now we have the nano.  No, not the I-pod mini, but the actual unit of measurement.  How small is a nanometer?  According to the current issue of National Geographic:* "one human hair is about 80,000 nanometers wide* the nail on your little finger is about ten million nanometers </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114964618234788065/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114964618234788065&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114964618234788065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114964618234788065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/06/nano-technology.html' title='Nano Technology'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114912765875518223</id><published>2006-05-31T22:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-06T21:54:43.993-04:00</updated><title type='text'>What's Wrong with Me Part 3</title><summary type='text'>At the doctor's again today.  My iron is very low but the good news is that my thyroid level is a very good 16 (in comparison to the previous 23).  So, what does that mean?  Now, all the symptoms we've been blaming on my thyroid may be caused by something else.  The one that causes me the most concern is the "crash" after eating.  It's bad.  And it doesn't matter what or when I eat.  Although I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114912765875518223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114912765875518223&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114912765875518223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114912765875518223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/05/whats-wrong-with-me-part-3.html' title='What&apos;s Wrong with Me Part 3'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114886572857874918</id><published>2006-05-28T21:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-31T21:59:33.563-04:00</updated><title type='text'>What's Wrong with Me Part 2</title><summary type='text'>Two days later.  Let's add to the list the fact that I spent all last night sick with both diarrhea and vomiting at the same time.  No one should have to go through that.  It's subhuman.Today I almost fainted at least 10 times.  This is not good.  Tomorrow I'll call the doctor.  He'll probably tell me that's within the normal range.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114886572857874918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114886572857874918&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114886572857874918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114886572857874918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/05/whats-wrong-with-me-part-2.html' title='What&apos;s Wrong with Me Part 2'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114869726262869341</id><published>2006-05-26T22:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-28T21:19:46.906-04:00</updated><title type='text'>What's Wrong with Me</title><summary type='text'>That is a statement, not a question.Here's a list of all the current ailments and conditions I presently have:Graves disease, aka hyperthyroidism - When: First symptoms identified in January, 2006.  Where: South of France  How do I know?  Let me list the symptoms associated with hyperthyroidism: change in skin texture * my hair hurts almost all the time * heart palpitations * my nails are growing</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114869726262869341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114869726262869341&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114869726262869341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114869726262869341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/05/whats-wrong-with-me.html' title='What&apos;s Wrong with Me'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114920134544959474</id><published>2006-05-25T23:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-01T18:38:09.676-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Go Go Dancers of Nepal</title><summary type='text'>Very clever amateur claymation video with cool groove music.  Check it out.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbZ6Lz5Ztc4' title='Go Go Dancers of Nepal'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114920134544959474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114920134544959474&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114920134544959474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114920134544959474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/05/go-go-dancers-of-nepal.html' title='Go Go Dancers of Nepal'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114869803025631606</id><published>2006-05-24T22:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-06T22:37:04.863-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Great Cat Food Dilemma - What do You Think?</title><summary type='text'>One of our cats LOVES tuna. Last weekend we ran out of cat food so I opened a can of tuna for the two of them to share. Blossom wolfed down the entire can in less than 5 minutes then promptly walked to the front of the house where she regurgitated everything into a neat, warm little pile. She hadn't even chewed her food, it still looked exactly like it did when it came out of the can.  I thought </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114869803025631606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114869803025631606&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114869803025631606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114869803025631606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/05/great-cat-food-dilemma-what-do-you.html' title='The Great Cat Food Dilemma - What do You Think?'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114705064444948845</id><published>2006-05-10T22:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-26T22:06:44.676-04:00</updated><title type='text'>BABIES SHOULD NOT WATCH TV!!!!!!</title><summary type='text'>My personal obsession, commitment, passion, vow:I will do everything within my power to prevent this from EVER coming to Canada.  From www.thestar.com:Round-the-clock TV channel for babies to launch'Babies are already watching TV,' VP explainsMay 10, 2006. 02:35 PMASSOCIATED PRESSNEW YORK — Escalating an already heated national debate, a first-of-its-kind TV channel premieres Thursday designed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114705064444948845/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114705064444948845&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114705064444948845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114705064444948845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/05/babies-should-not-watch-tv.html' title='BABIES SHOULD NOT WATCH TV!!!!!!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114749248752613922</id><published>2006-05-04T23:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-12T23:55:57.316-04:00</updated><title type='text'>That's what we call Democracy!</title><summary type='text'>"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114749248752613922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114749248752613922&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114749248752613922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114749248752613922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/05/thats-what-we-call-democracy.html' title='That&apos;s what we call Democracy!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114670983772772946</id><published>2006-05-03T22:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T22:30:37.736-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Thought for the Year</title><summary type='text'>"It is critical that we teach this next generation how to think -- not just what to think." -- Barbara Coloroso</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114670983772772946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114670983772772946&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114670983772772946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114670983772772946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/05/thought-for-year.html' title='Thought for the Year'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114662829520478485</id><published>2006-05-02T23:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T23:51:35.216-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Totally Random Thought</title><summary type='text'>As I was driving home from work this evening, I saw a woman jogging with her dog.  I could have sworn that you could tell the dog thought the woman was running too slow.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114662829520478485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114662829520478485&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114662829520478485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114662829520478485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/05/totally-random-thought.html' title='Totally Random Thought'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114610880127017178</id><published>2006-04-26T23:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-26T23:54:16.816-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Make It Count - Just Don't Do the Math!</title><summary type='text'>We received a mailing from the Air Miles people today.  I needed something mindless to do while grabbing dinner (Doritos and water at 11:00 at night), so I read their brochure.  I noticed that you can redeem 100 Air Miles for a CD from the Universal Music catalogue.If you don't have enough Air Miles, you can purchase additional miles at a cost of $0.30 a mile.  So let's say you have 10 Air Miles </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114610880127017178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114610880127017178&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114610880127017178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114610880127017178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/04/make-it-count-just-dont-do-math.html' title='Make It Count - Just Don&apos;t Do the Math!'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114495812414379685</id><published>2006-04-13T20:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-26T23:41:46.626-04:00</updated><title type='text'>An email to Lakeridge Health Centre Oshawa (aka Oshawa General Hospital)</title><summary type='text'>This morning I had to visit the Echo department for tests.  I noticed many signs prominently displayed about the hospital's "no fragrance" policy.  Good for you!  EXCEPT FOR ONE MAJOR THING: My sister has airborne allergies to nut proteins.  As soon as she is exposed to the protein IN THE AIR she goes into anaphylactic shock. Today you had a bake sale in the main lobby of the hospital.  Many of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114495812414379685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114495812414379685&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114495812414379685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114495812414379685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/04/email-to-lakeridge-health-centre.html' title='An email to Lakeridge Health Centre Oshawa (aka Oshawa General Hospital)'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114430829603840260</id><published>2006-04-06T03:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-06T03:25:50.980-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A Funny Line from My Dream Tonight</title><summary type='text'>"When you're 45 'pancakes' IS the range of your imagination."Spoken by a hyperactive and hyperintelligent young boy of about 8, as if 'pancakes,' in answer to some unknown question, represents NO IMAGINATION whatsoever.This would make a great line in a script, although I have no idea what that script would be about. I guess that's why it's from a dream.  It made me laugh in my dream, which made </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114430829603840260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114430829603840260&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114430829603840260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114430829603840260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/04/funny-line-from-my-dream-tonight.html' title='A Funny Line from My Dream Tonight'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114406891066131293</id><published>2006-04-03T06:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-03T09:00:25.266-04:00</updated><title type='text'>From the News of the Ridiculous: Bono Feels Exploited</title><summary type='text'>This is so ironic it needs no further comment.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114406891066131293/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114406891066131293&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114406891066131293'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114406891066131293'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/04/from-news-of-ridiculous-bono-feels.html' title='From the News of the Ridiculous: Bono Feels Exploited'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114376594797888213</id><published>2006-03-30T21:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-30T19:45:47.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Guess Who's NOT Going to Win this Week's Award for Excellence in Customer Service?</title><summary type='text'>The Accounts Receivable department at ADT Security.  I called them at 8:00 a.m. this morning to update my in-law's monthly automatic billing to a new credit card number. This is the message I received:"Thank you for calling ADT Accounts Receivable.  Our office is open from 7:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. mountain standard time.  We are experiencing a higher than usual volume of calls....."OK, so I've heard</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114376594797888213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114376594797888213&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114376594797888213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114376594797888213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/03/guess-whos-not-going-to-win-this-weeks.html' title='Guess Who&apos;s NOT Going to Win this Week&apos;s Award for Excellence in Customer Service?'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114350016173604381</id><published>2006-03-26T12:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-27T22:52:22.616-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mozart 250 Birthday Celebrations</title><summary type='text'>Mozart on the beach in the south of France, January 2006. 1 of 4, click to enlarge (popups must be enabled to view larger icon). Make sure you have the volume turned up!</summary><link rel='related' href='http://youtube.com/watch?v=uv2eCYITgGk' title='Mozart 250 Birthday Celebrations'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114350016173604381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114350016173604381&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114350016173604381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114350016173604381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/03/mozart-250-birthday-celebrations.html' title='Mozart 250 Birthday Celebrations'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21783734.post-114307930762156977</id><published>2006-03-22T20:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-05-05T22:05:35.596-04:00</updated><title type='text'>McDonalds and KFC - How Stupid is This?</title><summary type='text'>I enjoy McDonald's breakfast every once in a while.  My favourite is a Sausage McMuffin with egg and 2 hash browns.  My favourite drink in the whole wide world is club soda, lots of ice.  But not every McD serves club soda; in fact, very few do.So I end up ordering exactly this:  Sausage McMuffin with Egg and 2 hash browns, please.Twice in the past two weeks the attendant has asked what drink I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/feeds/114307930762156977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21783734&amp;postID=114307930762156977&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114307930762156977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21783734/posts/default/114307930762156977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://empressoftheuniverse.blogspot.com/2006/03/mcdonalds-and-kfc-how-stupid-is-this.html' title='McDonalds and KFC - How Stupid is This?'/><author><name>Michelle</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/79/2/517669285/s517669285_116422_8344.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
